tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67524884080862718172024-02-20T09:56:21.595+00:00Pessimism of the Intellect, Optimism of the WillSplenetic gushings of imperfect prose, lobbing scented bombs at theatre, literature, Middlesbrough Football Club, the creative process, knee trouble, drinking too much politics and politicians, long-distance running, people on trains, music, war, indolence and anything else that takes my unfancy.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-1771832565051207462010-07-22T10:55:00.002+01:002010-07-22T10:56:19.190+01:00Moving houseI'm now <a href="http://www.danielbye.co.uk/blog.html">here</a>.<div><br /></div><div>Blogging will continue there, at approximately the current frequency of one post per year.</div>danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-77464306892764298442010-05-18T17:41:00.009+01:002010-05-24T07:33:09.564+01:00A Thesis on Synthesis<div><b>In two digressions</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>(and an excess of parenthesis)</b></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">By day I'm rehearsing </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Road</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> by Jim Cartwright. The cast are graduating BA Acting students at the University of Northampton, and it's going on in the Theatre Royal at the end of the month. Here are all of the reasons it should be doomed to disaster:</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- We get one night only: there are two casts of about twenty; each gets a single performance.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- Both casts have their own director, but the design is shared.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- The production budget across both shows is just under £500.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- With this we need to make a set that won't look cheap or exposed in a theatre that's expensive and big.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- We get a total of seven hours in the theatre, including the performance.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- This means there's no possibility of a dress rehearsal before (did I mention this) the only performance.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- Not much of a cue-to-cue, if any.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- Is it even possible to focus lights?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">- Fucking hell.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Those are all of the reasons it should be doomed to disaster. Buried below are some of the reasons it will go one better than Oedipus, defy its fate, and enjoy a happy, prosperous existence with a nice family and a wife who isn't a blood relation. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Buried, that is, in a blog post that's mostly about a schism I've exaggerated because it's rhetorically useful to me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">FIRST DIGRESSION:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">WARNING: the following contains sickening generalisations.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Cicely Berry and Philippe Gaulier have become twin poles for me. Instinct instructs that they're radically distinct: Berry all about the voice, Gaulier the body. Berry about speaking beautiful language beautifully, Gaulier falling flat on your nose - with flair! Yes? </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Well, not really. I spent a fortnight with Cic Berry in November, and was staggered by the extent to which her approach fit Gaulier's, like those siamese twins, struggling apart but ineluctably together. The voice is rooted in the body; is best released by means physical, not analytical. And she delights in anarchy, sometimes to near-mental and downright dangerous extent. One of the most memorable moments of a memorable fortnight was of watching a scene from </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Lear</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> played as though Goneril and Regan's main action was to strip their father of his worldly weeds (several scenes before he wilfully does the same). This poor old man was completely infantilised, his exposed fury impotent in the face of medically efficient care. And by God you see actors fight. It's one thing writing "resisting" in the margin next to a line, quite another thing translating that action into action. Cis seems to shortcircuit the thinking bit of rehearsals and get straight into the doing bit, responding to the text physically with little need to interpose the brain - except in order to understand what just happened.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">This was the advanced stuff. More basic physical exercises allow the exposure and revelation of a character's thought process without any of that bloody analysis. (Cis's mantra for the fortnight quickly became "just fucking do it, darling"; this woman who's been at the RSC since ten years before I was born.) Some of the exercises I'd come across before without knowing they were Cis's. Many of them were new to me. But coming across them all here, at source, I was swimming in mineral springs, unpissed-in by acolytes.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">SECOND DIGRESSION:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">(in which is developed the main theme) </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I've written before that the completion of my shows </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Man Across the Way</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> and </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Can of Worms</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> in August 2007 represented for me the culmination of twin projects. (That's projects in the sense of "developing bodies of work": grandly like Picasso's or Brecht's, rather than blandly like the sort you did for Mrs Richards in Art.) Let's be glib and parody these projects as Slick Contemporary New Writing (SCNWP) and Clown-Based Physical Comedy Project (CBPCP). I'm happy to run these acronyms as political parties in the next election, in an attempt to beat the May 2010 low score of 17 votes.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">It turns out, of course, that I hadn't nearly finished either project. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Monday</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> for Red Ladder and </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The Buzz</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> for Box Clever were both slick as you like. With "explosive Frantic-style movement sequences" ((C) the press offices of both companies). </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Play Up, Play Up!</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">, a comedy with songs with Chumbawumba in West Leeds, and </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Full of Noises</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">, a sequel to </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The Tempest </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">for the West Yorkshire Playhouse weren't both clown-based, but they were both primarily motivated by comedy, usually physical.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The main developments: Movement work in text-based theatre (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Monday </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The Buzz</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">), a definite step forward although no different from what plenty of people are doing. Starting with a text to make physical comedy (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Play Up, Play Up!</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">). Producing a text while devising physical comedy (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Full of Noises</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">, which I wrote). The massive importance of live music (the latter two). Both projects keep moving, but on opposite shores. Can they ever meet?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I'm an instinctive synthesiser. My MA dissertation argued that Brecht and Artaud ain't so incommensurable as you reckon; my PhD was about the massive influence of cheekie chappie Charlie Chaplin on supposed grim teutonic Marxist Bertolt Brecht. Last year I wrote an adaptation of </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Beauty and the Beast</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> which definitely started trying to build a bridge between the shores. But there are some things you just can't do in a family Christmas show. Fab though, to work on that show as movement director, with a super director firmly from the text side of the tracks, in the shape of my wife, </span></span><a href="https://www.sarahpunshon.co.uk/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Sarah Punshon</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">. Also ace to have loads of live music and keep exploring that avenue. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Road</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">'s daily riddled with more music, all live. I don't want to do another show that isn't.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">THE INTERACTIVE BIT: </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Is there a word for the bit of land that connects two landmasses? I've just asked Twitter and Facebook; I'd thought of "land bridge" but that's shit. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Twitter and Facebook have come up trumps. I'm going to go with "isthmus", no matter how monstrous that is to say four times quickly. Hat tip: </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/DanRebellato"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">@DanRebellato</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">; close seconds, thirds, etc with the same answer: <a href="http://twitter.com/swaddicor">@sw</a></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://twitter.com/swaddicor">addicor</a></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">, Anna Burnside and Fergus McGlynn. Hon mensh: <a href="http://twitter.com/AlexanderKelly">@AlexanderKelly</a></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> for "promontory").</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">This isn't so much the interactive bit as a report on the interactive bit. Apologies.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">BACK TO THE MAIN DIGRESSION:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">One of my first sights of the possibility of this isthmus (was it worth it?) came when I noticed that Katie Mitchell and John Wright, notwithstanding the gulf between them (see what I did there?), are often describing something very similar. Bear with me. Big for Wright, or at least my version of Wright, is the "reversal", the moment when "yes" becomes "no" for one performer, or more usually, simultaneously for several. The moment of reversal usually (let's take "usually" as read) comes at the "hotspot" of the scene, where the "yes" really can't be pursued any further. It's often marked by a "fixed point", a few moments of stillness in which "yes" is suspended but "no" hasn't started yet. Those aren't scare quotes, they're quotes. Katie Mitchell, meanwhile, describes the "event", the moment when the intentions of all the characters on stage change. It's always and by definition a moment of increased physical tension, constricting the muscles and often arresting movement. You don't have to be a genius to spot similarities, which is lucky for me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">It would be glib, also idiotic, to say this means Mitchell and Wright are similar artists. Course they're not. What it does mean is they've made very similar observations about human behaviour. They apply these in radically different ways. Mitchell is analytical, Wright instinctive. They apply them to radically different work. Mitchell's is controlled, Wright's is boisterous. But the observations are similar. There is agreement. The languages differ across the gulf, but the objects described in them are related.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">It would be once more glib to say this represents a nice little illustration of two key landmasses in British theatre today, not to mention the two of my own practice. It would be even glibber to say that the schism between these two landmasses can be dated to early 1599, when Will Shakespeare parted company with Will Kempe. It would be glib, but I've said it before, so I might as well say it again: that was the point when the literary and the spontaneous parted company. Which isn't to say that never again the twain did meet, but simply to suggest that at that point they became twain rather than wain.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">So is there an isthmus? An intermediate language? It's too rare (though not unheard of) that work made in the analytical, text-based tradition contains that zest, that anarchy, that is the mark of genuine life. It doesn't express joy very well. And it's too rare (though not unheard of) that work made in the boisterous physical tradition plumbs beyond pathos to those genuine depths of tragedy. (This work is also too often simply thick-headed and lacking a worldview.) MASSIVE DISCLAIMER: there's a whole bunch of exceptions. To quote another easily-misunderstood statement of intent: "this represents not oppositions but differences of emphasis". All these shortcomings in both languages despite the bleeding obvious: to plumb the depths, you've got to scale the heights. Can't we have both? My heart is in the instinctive approach, my head in the analytical. Can't I have both?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Yes, I can. How?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Well, I'm not going to tell you. What a tease: I'm still figuring it out. I expect to be doing so for the rest of my career. Anticipate staging posts over the coming years.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">DIGRESSIONS OVER:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">That brings us back to </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Road</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">. (Fangyuverimuch. A'llbe'ereallweek.) </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">How do you prepare a cast for the ridiculous constrictions described above? Obvious innit. Create a process that's about improvising within the strictures of text. About finding the new impulse while honouring the underlying one. Responding to the unexpected situation to generate the one secured in rehearsal. Easy. </span></span></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Ipso facto</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">, it can't possibly fail. Getcherticketsnow. 31 May, Theatre Royal, Northampton.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">This is a really flimsy lattice of theses. Your thoughts, objections and counterexamples, please. Then I can do a "but yes" post, followed by a "yes, but".</span></span></div></div>danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-12730870671445382322009-05-20T13:13:00.003+01:002009-05-20T13:46:37.922+01:00A Form of Return, but by no means A Return to FormI'm back.<br /><br />Did you miss me?<br /><br />I never intended to be away this long. But after a couple of months I realised I'd have to post something spectacular to re-announce myself. Otherwise I'd have to renounce myself. Now it's been a year and a half, I no longer feel any pressure to be good; merely to be here is all I crave. I'll ease myself back in with a little light posting and see where it leads us. Hopes are high <i>chez</i> Pessimism of my being back in full querulous-garrulous mode by autumn. Though no doubt it'll be over by Christmas, just like last time.<br /><br />What have I been up to? <br /><br />I thought you'd never ask. Polite of you. Don't worry, I won't answer in full. Here's a precis:<br /><br />I've written some theatre and directed some theatre. I ill-advisedly appeared on the stage for ten performances of a solo show. I've completed a PhD (scoff not). I've run a lot of workshops and, due to ongoing knee trouble, no marathons. I've watched Middlesbrough Football Club sink into the mire, a spectacle more demanding of blind optimism than I can will. I've spent more time travelling than stationary, more time home alone than with my wife. And despite all of that, I remain fairly cheery, ta. You?<br /><br />This being by way of a re-introductory post, I won't rabbit on about all the projects I currently have simmering. Some of same have been on the boil since last time we met. I expect in the fullness of time they'll come up here, even if not in the world made flesh.<br /><br />I'll leave you with two thoughts and a trailer, to elevate this beyond mere chat.<br /><br />Thought One. In theatre, the profession and the academy aren't great pals. In medicine, there's barely a distinction, but in theatre the former is bloody suspicious of the latter. My declaration of interest: despite the aforementioned PhD, which is just about worth the paper it's written on, but certainly not the scholarship it's written thanks to, I'm much more a creature of the profession than the academy. But I think the width and depth of this schism a shame. And I think it might be slowly changing.<br /><br />That was me whetting your appetite for something I might, but by no means will, talk about now I'm back.<br /><br />Thought Two. I suspect I'm writing this because I've got a first draft deadline in nine days, I'm away for the rest of the week, and I'm stuck. So am I worried once I've met the deadline, or not, I'll no longer crave your attention as a pretense I'm doing something constructive? A little. But perhaps by the sheer virtue of posting this, I'll feel shamed into saying at least a little more.<br /><br />And the trailer: in a couple of weeks I'm doing the National Theatre Studio directors' course. That should give me something to talk about. And I hereby promise that this blog will be second only to the pub as a forum for processing my thoughts. We've been asked to learn a poem. Suggestions?danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-24226475739837064982007-12-15T09:21:00.001+00:002007-12-15T10:17:33.883+00:00NSDFThe <a href="http://thearcadesproject.blogspot.com/2007/12/national-student-drama-festival-crisis.html">bevy</a> <a href="http://unknownpersonsunknown.blogspot.com/2007/12/if-you-care-about-future-of-theatre-in.html">of</a> <a href="http://postcardsgods.blogspot.com/2007/12/nsdf-funding-cut.html">blogs</a> responding to Arts Council England, Yorkshire's decision to cut funding for the <a href="http://www.nsdf.org.uk/">National Student Drama Festival</a> has occasioned a fair amount of personal soul-searching. <br /><br />Like everyone else, I had some of my most important formative experiences at NSDF. Hell, I trump everyone else's stories: I met my wife there. Future generations will owe their <i>lives</i> to the Festival.<br /><br />Unlike everyone else, I live and work in Yorkshire. I rely, to put it rather cruelly, on some organisations not getting funding in order that I might eat. For me to sign the <a href="http://www.nsdf.org.uk/">petition</a> would send to ACE Yorkshire - and my name would be noticed among the signatories - a very peculiar message: "don't fund me, fund them."<br /><br />Nevertheless, I say, in full knowledge of the peculiar personal position this puts me in: Don't fund me, fund them.<br /><br />Everything everyone else has said about how NSDF contributes more to the future of theatre for £52k than any of the region's producing theatres do for several times that figure is so obviously right that I don't need to rehash their arguments here: follow the links in the first sentence. I'll give you one more NSDF alumnus to be going on with: Alan Lane, winner, with his excellent company <a href="http://web.mac.com/slung.low/iWeb/Slung%20Low/slung%20low%20home.html">Slung Low</a>, of this year's <a href="http://www.osbttrust.com/award.htm">Samuel Beckett Award</a>. By his own account everyone hated his two shows at NSDF. I'm guessing that's not quite true, but the work he makes now is fantastic and I've been proud to be involved in <a href="http://web.mac.com/slung.low/iWeb/Slung%20Low/1139%20miles.html">some of it</a> (now that I think about it, that probably constitutes a declaration of interest. But honestly, I'm never deliberately nice about work I don't like, even when I like the people who made it).<br /><br />But there is one key sticking point that no-one addresses and is, I think, worth looking at.<br /><br />ACE Yorkshire's remit is, in large part, to support the arts infrastructure in its region. Producing theatres undoubtedly do that. Touring theatre companies do that not only by developing and producing work in the region, but also by becoming known as, e.g. "Leeds-based Unlimited Theatre", or "Sheffield-based Third Angel" or "Sheffield-based Forced Entertainment". I could go on, but you get the point: these companies bring kudos back to the region's arts scene.<br /><br />Yet NSDF is a peculiar anomaly: it does very little for the region. Almost none of its alumni goes on to work here: they all go to London. Lane, my wife and myself are very rare exceptions. The work is not seen primarily by people from the region. It makes no dent on the regional media: when I was working as a journalist I repeatedly pitched articles on NSDF to the Northern Echo and the Yorkshire Post, but they weren't interested; it wasn't a story for them. Funding NSDF doesn't actually hit any of ACE Yorkshire's direct funding priorities.<br /><br />Still, it should be funded. It's a unique organisation and like any unique organisation, it falls between gaps left by more conventional models. A stunning number of people from every individual festival go on to work professionally in the industry. Maybe they would have done so anyway - but almost every single one of them will cite NSDF as a huge influence, a turning point. There are fifty-two years worth of stories like Lane's. It's important. Its funding should be a national priority.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-82237535128145379942007-12-14T11:36:00.001+00:002007-12-14T11:40:05.969+00:00Hot SaltI don't cry much in the theatre, and I'm fairly tough to crack in the cinema, too. But <a href="http://www.suttontrust.com/news.asp#a043">this</a> really got me.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-53677569380574420452007-12-14T10:06:00.000+00:002007-12-14T10:53:55.042+00:00Doin' it for the Kids #2It's that time again, when the year, ebbing away into its life support, is prematurely euthanased by endless end-of-the-year reviews. Let it be known, therefore that there will be no end of year summary from Pessimism of the Intellect, Optimism of the Will, until the year is good and dead.<br /><br />The end of the year summary, incidentally, provides an excellent illustration of the founding temperament of this blog, viz, last year was a bit disappointing but here are all the reasons to be excited about next year. You'll get that from me on January 1, as I'm trying to emphasise the optimist. Call it a new year's resolution, but not til a fortnight Tuesday.<br /><br />With which in mind, today I'm going to talk about children, whom <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/children_should_be_seen_and_no.html">Molly Flatt</a> thinks should be seen and not heard at the theatre. Except that's probably not what she thinks, as that header is no doubt the work of a scurrilous sub-editor.<br /><br />Anyway. Obviously it's a real pain if you're watching Shaw or <i>Much Ado</i> and there's a school group restively stirring their crisps, texting each other along the row and chatting about how fit Claudio is. But I put it to you: if your audience is that bored, you simply ought to be doing better work. It doesn't matter how old they are: don't ask them to be more polite, physician, heal thyself! and be less earnestly dull. I absolutely refuse to accept that there are groups who simply cannot behave in the theatre. The fifth comment on that Guardian blog derives entirely from class prejudice and is the sort of thing that makes me really quite cross.<br /><br />An equivalent to Chris Goode's <a href="http://beescope.blogspot.com/2007/11/all-you-get-is-sensory-titillation.html">cat test</a> might be the child test. It works like this: you do a show with some kids, of any age, in your audience. If they get a bit restive and you ignore them, you are not live. If you can weave their restiveness into your action, even just by acknowledging they're there, then you are. The first kind of show sees people getting more and more restive. The second infallibly quells their restiveness. Better still: be live enough, and good enough, to keep them from getting restive in the first place. It really is that simple.<br /><br />It works on exactly the same principle I use when running workshops containing rowdy elements. If someone's talking while I'm talking, I look at them for the next few words, with no accusation or criticism, just to make it clear that I am talking to <i>them</i>, not just talking. And they listen. Teachers and workshop leaders who talk without making any eye contact at all invariably lose everyone's interest in seconds. Whenever I go for interviews for this sort of work I'm always asked the same question about how I deal with seriously disruptive children. My honest answer is that I've never had any in my groups. Maybe this is why.<br /><br />Shows which are specifically designed for children make a virtue of audience interaction, as does pantomime. As we get older and we "learn to shut up", we learn to tolerate a certain amount of boredom because "it's good for us", so the work we see is allowed to shut itself off. But I do an awful lot of work with teenagers and, I promise you, they're just as capable of concentrating as you or I. They are also a lot happier to admit they're bored. Any show which is not capable of keeping teenagers interested is not live enough, not good enough, not fit for purpose.<br /><br />There's a perception, because of its association with panto and childrens' theatre, that talking to the audience is somehow lowbrow and infantile. I give you as counterexamples: the theatre of Brecht and Shakespeare. No writer has surpassed those two in their ability to mix seriousness and fun. When they're produced, of course, people tend to emphasise the seriousness and we get the worst kind of deadly theatre. Emphasise the fun, though, and the seriousness will look after itself.<br /><br />While I'm about it, there is no virtue in "forgetting yourself" in the theatre. That's what Hollywood rom-coms are for.<br /><br />This is going to sound like a personal diatribe. It's not. I think Flatt's writing is excellent and I recommend her <a href="http://hitchcock-blonde.com/">blog</a>, particularly <a href="http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2007/10/17/168/#comments">this post</a> on the genius that is Seth Lakeman (my own long-promised post on folk clubs is on its way, I promise).<br /><br />____________________________________<br /><br />Regular readers will notice that, in a mild fit of redesign, I've moved myself further to the left and my thoughts further to the right. Read into that what you will.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-72072562287675754642007-12-07T09:58:00.000+00:002007-12-07T11:00:56.763+00:00One's Company<a href="http://intervaldrinks.blogspot.com/">Natasha Tripney</a> has a pop at the monologue over at the <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/a_quick_moan_about_monologues.html">Guardian blog</a>, and it's true that such shows can make for rather anaemic theatrical experiences. But not always.<br /><br />The key to Tripney's argument is that in monologue "the writing is inevitably foregrounded" and that in the end this can make the whole process "a bit anti-theatre". This is possibly true. So let's consider the distinction between "monologue" and "solo show".<br /><br />A monologue implies an actor talking some words and not much else going on. My heart stops, bored, at the thought of this, although I suppose it's probably salvageable as a form. Maybe we'll even get to some examples.<br /><br />A solo show is a lone performer in front of an audience, doing their thing. This includes stand-up, violin recitals and the <a href="http://www.vingarbutt.com/">Vin Garbutt</a> gig I went to on Tuesday (of which, more in the next couple of days). It also includes, for example, the solo work of <a href="http://beescope.blogspot.com/">Chris Goode</a> which, though scripted, does not foreground the writing so much as the performance. This is what should happen in a solo show.<br /><br />As soon as there's a second performer on-stage, the actors can engage in the collective delusion that there's no audience present. This is foolish, but comprehensible, and it's possible to rehearse their interactions in such a way as to make them credible. <br /><br />A solo performer has no-one to talk to but the audience and no possibility of hiding from them. For interactions with that audience to be credible, they have to be real. If you, up there on stage, pretend I'm reacting in a certain way, or just pretend you're making eye contact with me when you're not, then I quickly start to lose interest in you. You're lying to me. The more contact you make and the more that contact is genuine, the more live your show is.<br /><br />It's true that there is little more exposing than the solo show, but not because weaknesses in the text are more likely to be exposed. A weak text is weak however you say it. No, a solo show is exposing for the performer. It's exposing because you can't hide from the audience. And if you try to, you might get a bit of a safety net from a strong text, but ultimately you're going to hit the floor, hard. In our theatre, where so much futile sweat is put into trying to pretend the audience isn't there, this is peculiarly difficult to get hold of. So many actors pretend to be talking to the audience when they're not. <i>We can tell</i>. Don't pretend I'm not here. I haven't paid ten pounds to be sat in the dark and ignored for an hour. That's just rude.<br /><br />A couple of examples from recent memory. I saw Limbo, which Natasha mentions, here in York. It's an extraordinary, fully-realised example of the sort of theatre I'm mostly not particularly interested in: the level of naturalistic detail is so overwhelming I even almost suspended my disbelief for possibly the first time in my life. Director Dan Sherer teaches at the Strasberg Centre in New York, and you can tell. Everything is subjugated to verisimilitude: rhythm, tempo, nailing the laughs. Nothing is more important in this production than truth. Nothing is important in this production but truth.<br /><br />I really enjoyed it. It was fascinating to watch a show in which almost <i>every single</i> decision taken was different to the equivalent decision I'd have taken, and to see a really convincing case made for each of those decisions. If you're interested in finding truth in theatre, you have to go this far or not bother, otherwise you're just saying it. And the one decision I'd have shared was that the performer spoke to the audience throughout. She didn't fake it one iota. A bit neglectful of the crap seats, maybe, but it was real communication between performer and audience. The company would perhaps prefer me to say real communication between character and audience, but I'm not going to. Oh, and the declaration of interest: Dan's a mate. You should meet him. He's top.<br /><br />Limbo possibly comes under the category "monologue", but I'd say that because it's theatrically so interesting it's more of a solo show. I think I've just realised that I'm simply going to call bad solo shows monologues as a term of abuse from now on. Oh well.<br /><br />Another reason solo performances are tough is because the introduction of a second and a third voice make it much easier to vary the music of the piece. Finding a high rhythm is incredibly difficult when you've only got one performer, and finding a new note is, too. You need to be a virtuoso, otherwise listening to your voice all evening is going to become tiresome for us. There was a solo show in Edinburgh a few years ago called Basic Training, in which the performer played about seven different characters and flipped between them with bewildering pace and dexterity. It was quite a flimsy piece of gusty All-Americanism, but as an example of solo performance it was sensational. Your man on stage Khalil Ashanti was a virtuoso.<br /><br />Chris Goode's solo work slips this leash a bit, though. I hope he'd forgive me for describing him as not a virtuoso actor. Nonetheless, his solo shows really work, because he has a very simple and honest way of being with an audience, in this room, today. His relationship with his material is not that of an actor relating to a character by attempting to convince us that he <i>is</i> that character, rather that of a performer presenting a story, or some websites, that he reckons we might find as amazing as he does. He finds them amazing, and he hopes we will too. And the honesty of his amazement, coupled with the fact that he's got a lovely, idiosyncratic way with words and a magical ability to weave together images, communicates to us, directly, and this roomful of people shares something, now.<br /><br />Tripney's right that solo shows are rarely seen beyond the Fringe. So it's difficult to resist the idea that economics is the driver behind their being put on. Thus as the economy tightens, perhaps we can expect to see an awful lot more of them over the next few years. All the more important then that we pay some proper attention to what makes them work.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />After all of the above, it now seems to me particularly foolish that I'm about to embark on making my own solo show, an adaptation of The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner. I make no claim to being a virtuoso performer, either. Hey ho. I'm young, I'll learn. It'll be finished around March/April. Anyone want to book it?danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-21904275105075398132007-12-06T10:49:00.000+00:002007-12-06T10:52:56.080+00:00Pretending to be Other People<a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/whats_wrong_with_being_pretent.html">Andrew Field</a> is, as usual, right, when he tells the world to stop getting so het up about perceived pretensions. (Andrew and I have got to stop cross-referencing each other so much, or people will start to talk.) For my money, though, he misses one major reason pretension is a good thing in the theatre.<br /><br />The basis of almost all theatre is people pretending to be other people. Pretension is written into its very nature.<br /><br />It gets very complicated, though, this pretending to be other people, when we start to think about it professionally. I'm not sure it was like that for the Elizabethans. I'm pretty sure they just got up and did their lines in a manner they hoped would prevent the audience, as far as possible, from throwing pies, starting fights, or shouting too much during the quiet bits. Stanislavski put paid to all that, if it wasn't on its way out already. From that point it became necessary, in order to pretend to be another person, to try to have a good idea of what it would be like to actually <i>be</i> that person.<br /><br />And not just a good idea. Research. Truth. The Actual Objective Facts About People, even when those people and those "facts" are made up. Certainly in the British drama schools, this is the method of training which obtains today, a method heavily predicated on the assumption that there is a truth that can be got at, a truth that is usually considered to be inscribed in the text. There is a character in there, if only I can get it out. Like those weird guys with metal detectors, you may be looking for the treasure of the Sierra Madre, but you're mostly finding old Coke cans. Pretension is problematic when you tell us that what you've found is of value and most of us believe you.<br /><br />This isn't acting, it's voodoo. When did pretending to be other people turn into trying to <i>become</i> other people? The search for truth seriously limits our options; isn't the credible much more interesting and broad than the true? Theatre is a space where we can make stuff up, where we can indulge in a collective let's pretend, where it's all a big fun game. Yet so much of the time we see shows, if you follow, pretending that they aren't pretending. Pretending it's actually real. As if somehow this will dignify the practice of let's pretend. You're chasing shadows, doing this. You'll never succeed in convincing me that something that's not real is real, because I know it's not. I'm not an idiot. I've got ten GCSEs, and that's more than I need to see through this one. Stop wasting your energy, and instead try to convince me that something incredible is credible. Ask me "what if...?"<br /><br />I'm not saying that the act of pretending should be foregrounded the whole time, like with Forced Entertainment's gorilla suits and the Wooster Group's blackface. (Incidentally, if you're interested in the Woosters, you simply must check out George Hunka's excellent essay <a href="http://www.georgehunka.com/blog/wooster_group.html">Ghosts in the Text</a> and - another Field plug - Andrew Field's stuff on the Woosters' <i>Hamlet</i> in the blog linked to above.) I've greatly enjoyed work by both companies, but a theatrical diet based exclusively on such post-structuralist struggles with subjectivity would be thin gruel indeed. If all theatre were simply about theatre, I'd be too bored with it to bother thinking of an end to thi<br /><br />If there's a problem endemic in contemporary theatre, if there's a problem with this culture of literary management that people seem to get worked up about, it's a different kind of earnestness. Much of comptemporary work is obsessed with telling stories. No bad thing in itself. But it doesn't tell them, it exhibits them - an artist exhibiting a painting doesn't actually need to be in the same room as those appreciating it, but an actor does. Why pretend otherwise? We should give back some primacy to the simple pleasure of pretending. Pretending to be other people is fun and watching people pretending to be other people is fun, too.<br /><br />Brecht felt that by stopping bothering to pretend that what's going on in the theatre is real, the reality of what the play referred to would be felt all the more. It's a bit pat to suggest that by pulling away the scales of theatrical illusion, our eyes also learn to correct for the distortions of that other great deceiver, capitalism. But it's certainly true that if all our interpretive energy is directed towards trying to catch people out in a lie or an inconsistency, then our attention might more productively be directed elsewhere.<br /><br />I leave you with Sir Ian McKellen on the subject:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/43sbtkQM6zc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/43sbtkQM6zc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-82396843492908028502007-12-05T09:12:00.000+00:002007-12-05T09:55:16.366+00:00Our Friends in the North #2<i>Or</i>,<br /><br /><b>Pessimism of the Intellect, Optimism of the Will Goes Investigative</b><br /><br />OK, listen up. You know <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7124119.stm">that canoeist</a>, the chap who disappeared <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1887151.stm">five years ago</a> off Seaton Carew beach and turned up this week at a London police station? Well.<br /><br />A source close to Pessimism of the Intellect, Optimism of the Will, who happens to live in Seaton Carew, was talking to this blogger on the phone last night. Amid talk of Christmas presents and free beer, the topic of the canoeist came up, partly because our source had the news on in the background, and there were pictures of Seaton Carew beach being shown thereon. I said I thought there might be a play in there (although actually, <a href="http://finkennedy.blogspot.com/">Fin Kennedy</a>'s written it). But as it turns out, real life is sometimes just as interesting as plays.<br /><br />"Yeah, I thought he'd turn up", said our source. "A couple of days after his disappearance I had a couple of pints with him in the Staincliffe."<br /><br />When I had recovered from my astonishment sufficiently to pick up my shopping, I pushed further. There was more.<br /><br />This chap, name of Darwin, had not only not actually "disappeared", in the strictest sense of the word, but this non-disappearance was fairly well-known among the Seaton Carew community. The list of those in the know includes more than one police officer and the staff of at least one hotel.<br /><br />Shortly before his "disappearance", Darwin bought two very large sea-front properties (total value: around £600,000, very possibly more). It is not known precisely when he took out his life insurance policy, but adding these properties to his portfolio can't have done that policy any harm.<br /><br />Yet he was a prison officer. Where did he get that kind of money? Well, the fellow he bought the houses from was the local cigarette smuggler, who'd recently been sent down for nine months. Did they change hands for well below the market rate, to avoid an uncomfortable meeting between the Inland Revenue and a convicted smuggler? You may very well think that: I, of course, couldn't possibly comment.<br /><br />Since he was declared dead in 2003, his wife has been living in Panama. Where has he been? Do you want to know my guess? Panama. As reported in the <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/12/05/dead-john-darwin-pictured-with-wife-in-july-2006-89520-20205194/">Daily Mirror</a>, a photo of the couple was taken there last year. The BBC says it hasn't been independently verified, but this is me, verifying it, now.<br /><br />So why has he come back? Again, pure playwright's speculation, but I'm betting: he's fallen out with his wife and, since she holds the purse strings on his life insurance policy, he's getting back at her the only way he can.<br /><br />And now he's been <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7128196.stm">arrested</a>, which never happened to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4550069.stm">that pianist</a> they found. We know not on what charge, but I'm guessing insurance fraud is only the top of the list.<br /><br />Now there's a story.<br /><br />DISCLAIMER: the above is mostly either single-sourced or speculative. Take it with a pinch of salt. Personally, I trust the source, but this should not be taken as a guarantee of fact or even a reliable allegation. It's speculation. I like stories, that's all.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />Seaton Carew, by the way, is the only place in the world where I've ever attended a funeral with a Mob presence. That's Mob, organised crime, not mob, gang of yobs. Even though, for once, everyone's wearing the same kind of suit, you can still tell who's who.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-30628834752225844532007-12-04T12:13:00.000+00:002007-12-06T14:14:41.361+00:00Who the hell am I?Last time I was cited on the <i>Guardian</i> blog I was "director Dan Bye". I've just been <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/bertolt_brecht.html">cited again</a>, by the excellent <a href="http://www.georgehunka.com/blog/">George Hunka</a>, one of the top bloggers in the sphere (thanks, George!), this time as "blogger and playwright Daniel Bye". <br /><br />If you write for the Guardian blog and you're reading this, could you cite me as something entirely different, just to add to my collection? "Long-distance runner D.N. Bye", for example. Or "Middlesbrough supporter and deviser <a href="http://living.scotsman.com/performing.cfm?id=1238892007">Daniel Bryne</a>". (After this last review my friend Will sent me the following message on Facebook: "I just saw a show called Can of Worms, directed by this guy Daniel Bryne. It was really good. You should do something like that.") Or perhaps "academic and drunkard David Bip".<br /><br />I'm collecting identities and I shall wear them like so many hats. Who would you like me to be?<br /><br /><br />UPDATE: Thanks, <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/noises_off_the_highs_and_lows.html">Kelly</a>!danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-3029799172577158612007-12-04T09:25:00.000+00:002007-12-04T09:46:37.308+00:00YouWhile drinking my breakfast coffee, I found this procrastination aid at the wonderful <a href="http://sohothedog.blogspot.com">Soho the Dog</a>:<br /><br />1. Put your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT<br /><br />CAPITAL LETTERS! I MUST OBEY!<br /><br />1. If someone says ‘Is this OK?’ you say?<br /><b>I Can’t Stand It</b> – James Brown<br />I have a low threshold<br /><br />2. What would best describe your personality?<br /><b>Ulcragyceptimol</b> – The Associates<br />This word seems to have no use in the world apart from in the title of this song. In a way this is the most perfect use of this meme: the song sums up my personality, not just its title. Worrying if so.<br /><br />3. What do you like in a girl?<br /><b>Grace</b> - Jeff Buckley<br />My wife is serene.<br /><br />4. How do you feel today?<br /><b>Crime and Punishment</b> - Fun Lovin' Criminals<br />And I only had two pints last night<br /><br />5. What is your life’s purpose?<br /><b>Personality Goes a Long Way</b> - Pulp Fiction Soundtrack<br />Hear hear<br /><br />6. What is your motto?<br /><b>Motorcade</b> - Magazine<br />Ooh, cryptic.<br /><br />7. What do your friends think of you?<br /><b>Versus</b> - Avail<br />Mostly, my friends are against me. Maybe this is because I really like Avail.<br /><br />8. What do you think of your parents?<br /><b>Carcassi 7</b> - David Tanenbaum<br />hm.<br /><br />9. What do you think about very often?<br /><b>Waggy</b> - Blink 182.<br />By this point I'm starting to think that the compilers of this meme thought songs had more meaning in their titles.<br /><br />10. What does 2+2=?<br /><b>Part One</b> - Ben Grove, Man Across the Way soundtrack<br />I've got a GCSE in maths, you know.<br /><br />11. What do you think of your best friend?<br /><b>Instant Karma</b> - John Lennon<br />He's a good guy<br /><br />12. What do you think of the person you like?<br /><b>Five Guys Named Moe</b> - Joe Jackson<br />I can't narrow it down<br /><br />13. What is your life story?<br /><b>Poe-Naw-Grah-Fee</b> - Bill Hicks<br />Oh dear.<br /><br />14. What do you want to be when you grow up?<br /><b>Heart of Glass</b> - Blondie<br />I want to get smashed.<br /><br />15. What do you think when you see the person you like?<br /><b>Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll</b> - The Killers<br />This has actually been true, on occasion.<br /><br />16. What do your parents think of you?<br /><b>Stain</b> - Nirvana (from Incesticide, obviously)<br />I should have remembered the sorts of things that are in my music collection before I embarked on this exercise.<br /><br />17. What will you dance to at your wedding?<br /><b>Love Dance (Act One)</b> - Prokofiev, Romeo and Juliet<br />Doesn't bode well for my marriage.<br /><br />18. What will they play at your funeral?<br /><b>Grey Gardens</b> - Rufus Wainwright<br />I want everyone to be really <i>miserable</i><br /><br />19. What is your hobby/interest?<br /><b>A Hard Day's Night</b> - The Beatles<br />I really like working unsociable hours.<br /><br />20. What is your biggest secret?<br /><b>Wonderlust King</b> - Gogol Bordello<br />That's what they call me. They just don't tell anyone.<br /><br />21. What do you think of your friends?<br /><b>Half-Empty Bottle</b> - A.F.I.<br />They're disappointing.<br /><br />22. What should you post this as?<br /><b>You</b> - Avail again.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-53775232296120191142007-12-01T08:36:00.000+00:002007-12-01T09:04:04.688+00:00An UlulationHave a listen to <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/02/2007_48_fri.shtml">this</a> bizarre interview with Katie Mitchell, from yesterday's Woman's Hour. Among other things, Jane thingy asks her if the actors secretly think she's rubbish, and admits she's not earnest because she appears to like cake.<br /><br />Most notably, there's a lot of the usual stuff asking Mitchell about whether she likes dividing the critics. This is a peculiar notion people have when they don't make work themselves. Of course people don't want to divide the critics. They want undivided adulation. But if they're making work honestly, as Mitchell undoubtedly is, they simply have to make the best work they can according to their own instincts, and hope critics and audiences share those instincts.<br /><br />Jane Whatsit cites <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/11/30/bttroy130.xml">this</a> review by Charles Spencer, considering it typical of the sniffier responses to Mitchell's work in its accusations of "arrogance", its decryal of her "smashing up the classics", its despair that her "primary aim isn't to serve the dead author". My feeling is that Euripides' reputation will survive Mitchell's degredations, if such they are. And if he thinks she's cut too much, he should see my production. I think we've got about five lines that derive from Euripides.<br /><br />But seriously folks. Is the director's first responsibility really to the unknown whims of dead people? Not to the audience? Not to their artform? To a guy who died 2500 years ago? That's 500 years before <i>Jesus</i>, for crying out loud. God's bread, it makes me mad. And then the very next day, Spencer writes <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/11/29/btlear129.xml">this</a> even more egregious assault on the idea or possibility of art in the theatre - and that's just when talking about Trevor Nunn. When he demands plays be allowed to speak for themselves, what can he mean? If that's what he wants, why does anyone direct them at all? Why not just sit around and have a reading? Or better still, why not *$%* off home and let those of us who actually like theatre carry on making and watching it?danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-26533599019700485562007-11-29T10:23:00.000+00:002007-11-29T11:08:58.848+00:00The Women of TroyI'm not going to get to Katie Mitchell's <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/11/noises_off_blogging_armys_verd.html">much-blogged-on</a> production of Euripides' <a href="http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/Women%20of%20Troy%2028679.twl">The Women of Troy</a>, partly because tonight I'm opening a production of Euripides' The Trojan Women. Bloody National Theatre, always nicking all my best ideas.<br /><br />Writing the adaptation has been one of the toughest writes I've ever had to do. For seventy minutes (eighty in Mitchell's production, but she's added lots of dancing while I've just put in a song), nothing much happens on stage, relationships change very little and there's almost no drama in our understanding of the term. It's an exercise in sustained tension, almost never driven by the characters on stage, almost always driven by the sudden arrival of Greeks. <a href="http://thearcadesproject.blogspot.com/2007/11/women-of-troy-at-national.html">Andrew Field</a> is right to use it to challenge the notion that Greek plays end in catharsis, although it's worth pointing out that the notion comes from Aristotle, not Brecht. Beyond Antigone, Brecht didn't display much interest in Greek drama and used Aristotle's theory not to engage with the Greeks but to elucidate the ways his work was different from - in his mind - pretty much all drama that predated him.<br /><br />And yet there is something Brechtian about the givens of much Greek drama. Early in his career he commends the young Helene Weigel, to whom he is not at this point married, for her performance as the servant in (I think) Oedipus. She enters and proclaims the death of Jocasta in a perfectly controlled and measured way, and the young Brecht is struck by this (all-too-rare in the theatre of Weimar Germany) avoidance of histrionics. It's easy to imagine that this led to his formulation of the much-ruined-at-A-level conception of the "street scene", in which eyewitnesses report a road accident while bracketing off their statements with "he said" and "she said" and so on, putting them at a critical distance from their own observations. Yet it's my experience when devising or running workshops that develop work out of stories from life, that people rarely give in to histrionics when reporting real events. They are calm, and they are measured, and they look for laughs however grisly the matter, in many ways just like in that performance of Helene Weigel. The reportage of offstage events onstage, it seems to me, lends itself to <i>sachlichkeit</i>.<br /><br />Now that I think about it, I realise we've shat on this somewhat in my adaptation, through the way we've deployed Cassandra. In the spirit of the democratic apportionment of stage time, I've got most of the major Trojan women on stage most of the time, rather than having them pass through on coaches or whatever (reading between the lines of some reviews, it sounds like Mitchell may have done the same thing). So most of the reportage is done by Cassandra, who with her "gift" of second sight is able to witness these events as if they were happening in front of her. So she's pretty histrionic. No critical distance there, then, except in so far as, however compelling the evidence, she is cursed never to be believed by the other women, which is on occasion quite funny; Cassandra going loudly nuts and everyone else looking at one another wondering who's going to address the elephant in the room and tell her to shut up.<br /><br />And as my PhD thesis hypothesises, the further you get into a Brecht show which isn't a comedy, the more prominent becomes a kind of comic <i>verfremdungseffekt</i>. There's nothing like laughter to remind us we're in an audience. It's not out of a conscious adhesion to my reading of Brecht so much as out of the same instinct that makes me read Brecht in that way, but the grimmer the situation in this production, the funnier the show gets. The second half starts with a game of grandmother's footsteps and ten minutes from the end Hecuba, who's on her last legs by this point, tells a no shit actual joke.<br /><br />---------------<br /><br />I hope to regale you further with my thoughts on Greek drama, but frankly it's unlikely. I've been planning to blog about this show since we started making it, but the aforementioned PhD thesis is causing a bottleneck of all other output. If I don't finish and hand in by December 31st I'll be shot, so it'll be slim pickings from me for a while longer. Now I'm going to go and knock out 3,000 words before I go to the theatre at teatime. Wish us luck!danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-80297970537653245662007-11-24T08:37:00.000+00:002007-11-24T08:43:02.841+00:00Mud UnslingingI'm not one to sling mud without cause. Not much, anyway. So if I sling mud like I did <a href="http://pessimismofintellectoptimismofwill.blogspot.com/2007/11/metropolist.html">here</a> and the victim then removes the provocation like she has <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/11/for_editors_5.html">here</a>, I unsling the mud. Lyn Gardner is no longer a metropolist. That is all.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-86544393864338992262007-11-19T16:41:00.000+00:002007-11-19T16:42:43.979+00:00Quotation Competition"A theatre that can't be laughed in is a theatre to be laughed at."<br /><br />Answers on a postcard. Winner gets a beer next time they're in York. Or next time I'm wherever they are.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-11927913063386937982007-11-19T10:22:00.000+00:002007-11-19T11:14:17.082+00:00Metropolist!I've said before that the extent to which I usually agree with Lyn Gardner is a little giddying. Some people like a critic who's a reliable barometer of their own tastes. Some like to stand proudly aside from the whole hubbub. I'm in the latter, smug contrarian, camp. But Gardner consistently hits the mark.<br /><br />All of which is prelude to a rare but impassioned quarrel with her most recent <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/11/what_to_see_this_week.html">post</a> on the Guardian blog. I don't disagree with anything she says in her "tips on the best drama around the country". The shows in there I've seen are great, the ones I haven't I want to. So what's up?<br /><br />The clue is in that phrase "around the country". Let's do some sums. By my count, seventeen events are recommended. Of those, thirteen will take place in London. Of the other four - or, to look at it another way, of the shows mentioned in the one paragraph that looks outside the M25 - two are by London-based companies, and a third (A Play a Pie and a Pint) is noteworthy because someone in London (Paines Plough) borrowed the idea. Tim Crouch lives and works in Brighton. Gardner even goes so far, in her mention of Gecko's new show, as to say "if you want a sneak preview [...] before it arrives at the Lyric in January", thus managing to imply that anyone watching theatre outside London must be a Londoner looking to get ahead of the game.<br /><br />I'm not seeking to deny that much of the country's best theatre is originated and/or performed in London. Obviously it is, and I frequently go to London to catch up on new work. But not all of it is. And if you're going to give us a column on the best theatre around the country, then tell your readers beyond the orbital something they don't know, or stick to London and be done with it; and get Hickling to blog on the north.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-7151582226440317842007-11-15T10:44:00.000+00:002007-11-15T16:22:30.620+00:00I'm Gonna Live ForeverI've been <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/11/engaging_audiences_theres_no_t.html">namechecked</a> on the <i>Guardian</i> blog. At a time when the <i>Guardian</i> is contractually obliged to source two-thirds of its blog contributions from amongst my friendship group, perhaps all that's surprising is that it took this long for me to find this fame. More dedicated readers, however, will simply find themselves wondering why I haven't been asked to contribute myself. But I'm afraid I can't decide which of the available flippant answers to give to that question, so they'll have to continue wondering.<br /><br />So instead I'll direct you to <a href="http://thearcadesproject.blogspot.com/">Andy Field</a>, <i>Guardian</i> blogger extraordinaire (one n? one r? it doesn't look right), who has a bit more to say on the history of a conversation that, were it to take place in a pub, would look for all the world like a clique of bloggers. For the record, I've never actually met Andy F and were it not for his byline photo on the Graun, wouldn't know him from Adam. But I've known Andrew H for nearly ten years and Alex F was at university with my wife.<br /><br />I'd also like to point out my favourite irony of recent months, in the photo selected by the <i>Guardian</i> subs to adorn Andy's post. To illustrate an article comparing theatre's audience engagement unfavourably with that of sport, the photo shows a sparse audience dozing off at Sheffield's Crucible Theatre (I'd know those orange seats anywhere). But they're not dozing off during the current production of Amadeus, directed by the splendid Nikolai Foster, oh no. They're dozing off during the snooker.<br /><br />Nonetheless, everything Andy says is entirely right.<br /><br />--------<br /><br />In other news, Glasgow's Tron Theatre is <a href="http://www.tron.co.uk/news.php?news=43">advertising for a new artistic director</a>, barely a year after the appointment of the current incumbent <a href="http://www.scottisharts.org.uk/1/artsinscotland/drama/features/archive/profilegregorythomson.aspx">Gregory Thompson</a> and little more than six months since his first production there. Now I've met Greg; he's a top man and a triffik director, but it's fair to say that his work there has not been popular. But a little year? Are we seeing in theatre the disease that infects football (McClaren Must Go!), whereby managers get a couple of dozen games to prove themselves before speculation breeds that they're facing the boot? Or did he jump? Either way, McClaren must go.<br /><br />Before Greg, the Tron's artistic director was an Irishwoman whose name escapes me (Abigail something, I think),* and she, also, was there for little more than a year. And before that the building was run for ten years with phenomenal success by Neil Murray, a splendid fellow who's now Chief Executive of the National Theatre of Scotland. Michael Billington recently wrote an <a href="http://arts.guardian.co.uk/theatre/drama/story/0,,2202203,00.html">article of rare good sense</a> arguing, <i>inter</i> less uncontroversial <i>alia</i> that the current spate of appointments of producers to helm theatres cannot be to the good: "theatre is too serious a business to be left to the suits". Neil Murray is the most powerful counter-argument that statement could have.<br /><br />I recently met Mark Feakins, who's co-helming Sheffield Theatres during their post-Sam West dark period (pun intended?), during which they're presumably replacing the orange seats, not to mention the extraordinary carpet, a local talking point, which somehow manages to clash with itself. Mark reminded me of Neil Murray in several ways: grounded, fun and stuffed with good sense. I don't want to talk my sort out of jobs, but Billington's view is rather Manichean. Directors have run theatres badly and made appalling artistic choices, just as producers have run them boldly and well. Who'd've thought Avram Grant would be doing so well at Chelsea?<br /><br />* Postscipt: it was Ali Curran<br /><br />ANOTHER POSTSCRIPT: one or two of you have asked if my gruntles have been dissed by my not having been asked to contribute to the <i>Guardian</i> blog. Set your minds at ease. Assuming journalism hasn't changed in the five or six years since I practised it, it would be necessary for me to ask them if I wanted to contribute, not the other way about. I was merely being tart without cause.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-68433922917604652272007-11-12T16:48:00.000+00:002007-11-12T17:24:38.094+00:00MusicTo the West Yorkshire Playhouse to see Kneehigh's <a href="http://wyplayhouse.com/events/event_details.asp?event_ID=580">Brief Encounter</a>, a more expensive business than usual: I missed the numerous performances to which they were prepared to give me comps, and now that I've moved to York I have to pay nine quid just to get to the right city. My penury has dimished slightly since I last moaned about it, thanks to the excellence of the <a href="http://www.peggyramsayfoundation.org/">Peggy Ramsay Foundation</a>, who are backing <a href="http://pessimismofintellectoptimismofwill.blogspot.com/2007/07/loneliness-of-long-distance-blogger.html">The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner</a>, but still. Upwards of twenty quid for a theatre ticket? It had better be good. I don't usually pay anything. Do you know who I am?<br /><br />But if there's a good bet, it's Kneehigh, right? The makers of <a href="http://www.kneehigh.co.uk/html/cymbeline.html">Cymbeline</a> and <a href="http://arts.guardian.co.uk/critic/feature/0,,1459226,00.html">Tristan and Yseult</a>, two of my favouritest shows since, well, ever, can always (<a href="http://www.wyplayhouse.com/events/event_details.asp?event_ID=493">or almost always</a>) be relied upon to come up with the goods.<br /><br />And it's quite good. In terms of fun, life and sheer chutzpah, it still defectates precipitously on just about everything else that gets put on these days, G-G-G-Granville. Sadly, Kneehigh are just about the only company who can produce something that's in so many ways exemplary and still nevertheless find themselves drowing in the sea of "slightly disappointing"s. The trouble is, after huge mythic narratives like <i>Cymbeline</i> and <i>Tristan</i>, to move onto a story about an unhappy love affair between two members of the upper middle classes is a bit anticlimactic. The fact is that the leads are the only people in the show who are almost no fun to watch; the stage consistently flattens slightly whenever they're on it. This isn't because they're giving poor performances, it's because I'm not interested in angsty repressed near-adulterers. Not only am I a happily-married man, I also have a serious weakness for plays where things actually <i>happen</i>. Yeah, <i>Godot</i>'s ok, but it's an exception.<br /><br />The show represents a consolidation of the aesthetic shift made in <i>A Matter of Life and Death</i>, both shows exploring a more distinct social world than the previous mythic work; that world being that of WW2. It's a well-realised world that manages to incorporate the usual Kneehigh-isms we all know and love, like the aerialist bit and the chorus (this time of cinema ushers testily waving their torches and pleading for quiet) into an MGM aesthetic, blending in some lovely video at the top and tail of each half for good measure. There's also a music hall strand which sits a little oddly alongside the cinematic, and also alongside Coward's urbanity for that matter, but helps thread in Kneehigh's popular roots and works, in the end, rather nicely.<br /><br />There's also Stu Barker's music. Pretty much since Emma Rice's tenure as artistic director began, Barker has provided terrific music, played live, that manages to blend theatrical sensitivity with a sort of parka-wearing indie swagger that gives the whole thing a super edge. Rice's loyalty to the regular faces is a wonderful thing - Kneehigh's constant activity make them just about the closest thing we've got to a rep. system - but in this case it's a cockup.<br /><br />Music is such an important facet in the creation of any show's atmosphere, and the atmosphere of this show is constantly unseated by music that doesn't quite fit. There's an argument to be made that the quality of not-quite-fitting is in its own way a worthwhile one to pursue, that it provides a sort of temporal <i>Verfremdungseffekt</i>. I'm not having it. It just gets in the way. It's neither MGM nor music hall, and its not being either of these things is felt never more keenly than when it's trying to be. In pastiche, in tribute, and in abeyance of these influences, it remains stubbornly Stu Barker. It's great stuff in and of itself, but it's just plain wrong. Sorry.<br /><br />So I've never felt more keenly the need to use period instruments in the <a href="http://pessimismofintellectoptimismofwill.blogspot.com/2007/10/dear-will-kemp.html">Kemp show</a>. We'll do it irreverently, perhaps we'll play modern songs on them. But before we can upend that aesthetic world, we have to get inside it.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-16173933859392429022007-10-26T10:25:00.000+01:002007-10-26T10:32:27.165+01:00Do not adjust your setApologies for the radio silence, pessimism watchers. I moved house at the weekend and my life is slowly emerging from its boxes and black plastic bags, like a very slow audit of my existence.<br /><br />And we haven't got internet in the new place yet, so here I am posting from Starbucks, where it costs a thousand pounds an hour (only payable by credit card) plus the cost of a bucket of green tea that's not as nice as the one I'd have had at home.<br /><br />But I want to plug you before I disappear back to the horror of bill payments and transferring of direct debits: I'm doing a show! A week from today!<br /><br />Sanctuary is a new ten minute play for two performers and a church. It can be seen five or six times during the course of next Friday evening, in the Holy Trinity Church on Goodramgate, York. For those of you who are in the area, come. For those of you not, come to the area. It's an extravagantly ambitious piece about global warming and the nature of faith and stuff like that, and it really oughtn't to be missed, not least because I've succumbed to hubris and am "writing" it as well as directing it. Writing is in inverted commas because more than half of it will be done in the rehearsal room. With which in mind: keep your eyes peeled next week, once BT have pulled their fingers out, for a nice long post about combining directing with other activities in the same process.<br /><br />Back to the binbags.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-90980171699108481862007-10-17T19:34:00.000+01:002007-10-17T19:48:24.160+01:00Dear Will Kemp,Someone got here recently by googling "Shakespeare's relationship with Will Kemp", a subject I addressed <a href="http://pessimismofintellectoptimismofwill.blogspot.com/2007/06/plays-and-theatre.html">here</a>. I bet you wondered if people would remember you after Shakespeare booted you out, and here you are being googled.<br /><br />Regular readers will know that the next <a href="http://www.chortle.co.uk/shows/edinburgh_fringe_festival_2007/c/15894/can_of_worms/review/">Strange Bedfellows</a> show is going to be about you, and your relationship with Mr WS will certainly obtrude, painful though that may be. That show is well over a year away, so this being no doubt the first of many missives I'll keep it to one thought:<br /><br />It can't have helped your relationship with Shakespeare when, in one of the first plays to be presented after your ejection from his company (<i>Hamlet</i>), the main character experiences a significant life moment while clutching the skull of a dead clown:<br /><br />"I knew him, Horatio. A fellow <br />Of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath<br />Borne me on his back a thousand times. And now, how<br />Abhorred in my imagination it is. My gorge rims at<br />It."<br /><br />For many years you bore him on your back, and this is how he repays you. My gorge rims at it.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-71711880295479964402007-10-16T09:30:00.000+01:002007-10-16T15:18:13.584+01:00Our Friends in the North #1: Sheffield, 21:35, Monday<i>(The first in an occasional series)</i><br /><br />It's always alarming, that moment when a drunk starts bearing down on you in the city centre at night. This one was no different. Mid forties, hoodie, bald as a snooker ball and lugging a Lidl bag presumably stuffed with the booze that's causing the lurch.<br /><br />I have this terrible habit of making eye contact with people. Once that's done, you have to smile. And who knows where that might lead?<br /><br />He nods. "Alright, fella."<br /><br />"Alright."<br /><br />"How you doing?"<br /><br />(I'm going to miss my train.) "Really good, thanks. Yourself?"<br /><br />He's unmistakeably lunging towards me now.<br /><br />"I shouldn't be drinking," he slurs. No shit.<br /><br />"Night in tonight, then?" No chance.<br /><br />"I'm going to the pub." He points to the pub in question. I doubt they'll let him in with his goodie bag, even if his demeanour doesn't put them off. He's definitely swaying and spit comes out when he talks. He's going to carry on talking to me first, though.<br /><br />"What you up to?"<br /><br />"I've just been working at the theatre." Please god don't make me have to explain a physical comedy workshop. This guy <i>is</i> a physical comedy workshop.<br /><br />"I went to the theatre once."<br /><br />"Oh yeah?" I hope this doesn't sound as sceptical as it looks in type.<br /><br />"Just once in my life I went to the theatre. What do you think I saw?"<br /><br />Cinderella? Babes in the Wood? I hazard no guesses and just ask him what he saw, but he's drifted back to the sotten world in his head. I ask again and he tells me.<br /><br />"Swan Lake." That was unexpected. He continues: "Swan Lake. And do you know what it made me do?"<br /><br />I definitely don't want to know the answer to this, but I figure he's going to tell me. I wait for him to negotiate his way through whatever thought process allows him to speak. <br /><br />"It made me cry." Now <i>that</i> was unexpected. Then with a lurch of logic to match his gait, "how old are you?"<br /><br />I tell him, and he reciprocates by asking me to guess how old he is. Why do people insist on doing this? There's no way of coming out of it well. I once worked at a drama group peopled by asylum seekers and I guessed the age of an Afghan called Khan at 45. He was 28. I don't think booze has quite the same effect as war, but I decide to play it safe anyway.<br /><br />"36"<br /><br />"I'm 45. You've got everything, Dan" (when did I introduce myself? I suppose I must have done. Come to think of it, that explains why he's got hold of my hand at this point.) "You've got everything. I've got my dinner here. Bread, baked beans and sweetcorn. You've got everything. Go out there and give 'em hell."<br /><br />He shows me the contents of his bag. Wholemeal bread, baked beans and sweetcorn it is, multiple cans of Stones it isn't.<br /><br />"Go out there and give 'em hell."<br /><br />"Um. Cheers. Have a good night." And I go off to catch my train.<br /><br />For the five years I've been going there regularly, Sheffield has maintained a minimum of 90% building site. It's looked like someone's lost a tenner and is systematically uprooting the whole city in its pursuit. But now it's finished and a light show of mirrored steel and waterfalls illuminates the walk from the theatre all the way back to the station. It's not always what you would expect.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-62446396443574649572007-10-15T14:37:00.000+01:002007-10-15T14:46:37.969+01:00Are you starting, like?I just can't stay away, can I?<br /><br />The occasion for my precipitate return is the announcement by Channel 4 that my hometown is <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/society/middlesbrough+tops+worst+town+poll/921247">the worst place to live in the UK</a>.<br /><br />Difficult to know how to respond to that sort of abuse, really, except with a dignified silence.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-41660699447963541772007-10-15T09:38:00.001+01:002007-10-15T09:58:47.060+01:00My Friends in the NorthJust back from a weekend in Newcastle. I went up to see <a href="http://www.northernstage.co.uk/WHATSON/Performance/tabid/79/PerformanceId/388/Default.aspx">Our Friends in the North</a> at Northern Stage, and <a href="http://www.live.org.uk/whatsOn/ListingsDetail.php?perf=E46a71ec343bff">The Pitmen Painters</a> at Live. Both have had excellent reviews (<a href="http://arts.guardian.co.uk/theatre/drama/reviews/story/0,,2184819,00.html">Our Friends in the North</a>; <a href="http://arts.guardian.co.uk/theatre/drama/reviews/story/0,,2177994,00.html">The Pitmen Painters</a>). It's nice to see my native Northeast riding so high in the regional theatre stakes.<br /><br />All the more disappointing, then, that I didn't see either show. Saturday night's performance of Our Friends in the North was cancelled because a bit of set had fallen on an actor. And Live put the tickets for their Sunday matinees on sale from noon the day before, and when I phoned at twelve thirty they'd sold out.<br /><br />Still, not an entirely wasted weekend. Stayed with a friend who's a qualified physiotherapist, so he had a look at my knee. He reckons I've irritated the <a href="http://www.givemefootball.com/display.cfm?article=5469&type=2">bursar</a>, which sounds like something one might do in an episode of Porterhouse Blue. Fortunately it's not too serious and another few days rest ought to see it usable again. The even better news is that it turns out that Benet, who I've known for ten years, also does a bit of running and has similar times and goals to me. So we're going to work as virtual training partners and target <a href="http://www.parismarathon.com/">Paris</a> in 2009 as our sub-3 marathon. Buy your tickets now.<br /><br />Otherwise, it might be a quiet week for me online. I've a lot of words to write this week, as well as some very ugly accounts to sort out and a couple of small projects to start casting. Also, I'm moving house on Saturday. We're gradually edging closer to my spiritual (and, I suppose, actual) home, by moving thirty miles further north, to York. After nine years almost entirely living in Leeds, it's time for a change of scene. York is a very pleasant scene, especially if you like very old buildings, real ale and easy access to some of Britain's most beautiful countryside. I like all of these things, so expect to be hearing from a contented Pessimism of the Intellect, Optimism of the Will in the not too distant future.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-91336108439795264152007-10-13T08:11:00.001+01:002007-10-13T08:19:46.726+01:00Good News?<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7042027.stm">Good news</a>, I think. It's always difficult to penetrate the minutiae of Government funding strategies, and judging by the slapdash grammar the BBC writer hasn't spent a great deal of time doing so either. But it appears that, despite DCMS receiving only an inflation-level increase in its budget, the department has been able to announce a slightly above-inflation increase in the budget for ACE. It's not whooping and tossing of hats into the air stuff, but it's good news - not least because it goes some way to proving the thesis that James Purnell is a genuine friend to the arts.<br /><br />Of course, a fair chunk of that money must go into funding the <a href="http://www.culture.gov.uk/what_we_do/2012_olympic_games/cultural_Olympiad.htm">Cultural Olympiad</a>. But artists needn't feel particularly threatened, as it seems increasingly likely that those responsbile for disbursing the cash will use it to fund the sorts of projects that would have got funded anyway. And I predict that in the next round of ACE policy reviews, the criteria will be re-adapted to place a much bigger focus on excellence. Call it a hunch.<br /><br />But we're not in the sunlit uplands yet, because there'll be an election in 2009 which, the way Brown's going, the Tories are in serious danger of winning. And how do you think they'll fund their massive cut in inheritance tax?danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6752488408086271817.post-63455033924789428382007-10-12T20:59:00.000+01:002007-10-12T21:36:37.617+01:00The Dreaded AccordionThe music in devised theatre is always the same, isn't it? I went to some of the <a href="http://www.lightnight.co.uk/">Light Night</a> entertainment in Leeds library and art gallery earlier this evening, and there was a super burlesque-cabaret-bunch of stuff going on. But I've heard it all before. Chris Goode's mooted moratorium, mentioned earlier today by <a href="http://postcardsgods.blogspot.com/">Andrew Haydon</a> really ought to incorporate the whole musical aesthetic implied by the dreaded accordion.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong. There are episodes of <a href="http://www.westwingepguide.com/S2/Episodes/38_SGTESGTJ.html">The West Wing</a> that I've seen a dozen times or more without my geekery thinning out. I like this stuff. But will someone please create a piece of devised physical theatre using something else?<br /><br />Who's to blame? Brecht? Shockheaded Peter? Answers on a postcard.<br /><br />It must be possible to create a piece of theatre using a different musical tradition as its pulse. I'd like to see a show soundtracked by <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101646348">Vin Garbutt</a>, if it has to be folksy, or maybe, radically, something involving neither guitar nor accordion. My next show for <a href="http://www.chortle.co.uk/shows/edinburgh_fringe_festival_2007/c/15894/can_of_worms/review/">Strange Bedfellows</a> is going to be a sort of life of Will Kemp. Part of its artistic mission, I've now decided, is to make the lute cool.danbyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16494254738251052106noreply@blogger.com4